turquoisewave:

orangewave:

do americans move around a lot? is that a thing? cause like i hear like “i was born in [state] and i grew up in [other state halfway across the country ]” so much 

i don’t hear that too much in canada like if you’re in ontario you’re there until like if you make a decision to leave as an adult

To ensure that all American-born children grow to become True Americans we have to live in all fifty states at some point in our lives before the age of 18. The government has a circuit system in place where families volunteer to host out of state children, similar to a foreign exchange program. Depending on your performance in the state-specific tests the process can take one to three years. If you should fail you are exiled from the United States and stripped of your citizenship.

The Georgia one is the worst. I still have a scar from where the eagle bit me.

(via azara-noel)

dopedasies:
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dopedasies:

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slip-and-slut:
“ raven u can see into the fucking future stop actin like this the weirdest shit u ever heard
”

slip-and-slut:

raven u can see into the fucking future stop actin like this the weirdest shit u ever heard

(via thefuuuucomics)

organmeat:
“This describes my entire texting relationship with everyone
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organmeat:

This describes my entire texting relationship with everyone

(via manda)

“americans are annoying”

you’re mad bc martin luther king had a dream and you weren’t in it

(Source: voguezayn, via nearparadisecity)

nearparadisecity:
“skiesoic:
“ ethiopie:
“ ❤️❤️SENSITIVE WOMEN AREAS❤️❤️ “
” ”
Now this is nice to know….😋
”
Come lick my titties
”

nearparadisecity:

skiesoic:

ethiopie:

❤️❤️SENSITIVE WOMEN AREAS❤️❤️

Now this is nice to know….😋

Come lick my titties

(via nearparadisecity)